I have a lot to tell you about, so this is going to be a long one! First, let me tell you that unfortumately, the STANK has returned!!! God help us all! It reared it's ugly head yesterday evening after we returned from the orphanage. This timely even happened while I was changing Kieren's diaper!!! What fun, but I will tell you the entire course of events so you get the whole picture.
We had breakfast and loaded into the van that would take us to the orphanage at 9:15AM yesterday. The entire group did not go to the orphanage. One family chose not to go and the other's child is from a different orphanage. So it was Sam, Andy, Cullen, Kieren, myself, Adam, Julie and their daughter Jenna. Get a visual here: A VW van that holds 8 people with all of us and our guide with a driver. You know the kind of van, the boxy ones where there is no hood so the windshield is your last defense.
It took about 3.5 hours to get to YangJiang City. And, it was the best car ride I have ever taken!!! It was just what I needed to take my mind off of where we were going. Sam described her taxi ride to the hospital as a Disneyworld ride. She was so right. I really want to drive here!!! It is a free for all. I swear the van has a blue stripe on the one side from a truck that passed us on the shoulder. I could read the tag in the truck driver's underwear!!! Then of course there are the motorcycles and people. This is even on the highway!!! They dart in and out of traffic without a care. It is amazing!
The highway is a totally different experience too. Once we got out of heavy traffic, we still saw people and motorcycles but more trucks loaded to overflowing. I mean overflowing!! We saw a truck with cages of pigs stacked on top of each other 5 high. I'm talking BIG pigs and several of them in the same cage. So... the pork fat rules because it was being squeezed out through the bars of the cages!
My other observation about the highway is that they do not drive as fast as we do in the US. This is a good thing, because several times during our trip we came to a complete halt in a very short distance. This is because of road construction. However, they don't give you the fancy signs saying that the construction is coming up in 1 mile, in .5 miles, etc. They just block off a lane, put the road workers to work about 50 feet from the closure and let the cars fend for themselves. Imagine:
Many vehicles converging to one lane at one time. They just use whatever route they can to get by. So, this means the shoulder and the oncoming traffic lane, etc. are used!!! You really need to experience the driving and/or riding here to truly appreciate it. It is not for the weak of heart or bladder!
We finally got to YangJiang City and the driver drove around the square twice before deciding to get help. (Yes, a man actually asked for directions!!!!) Anyway, he called the orphanage, and we drove a little further. But, still nothing, so he leaned out of the window and asked another driver. We followed that driver for a while and still nothing. He called the orphanage again and was told to go to the KFC and wait as they would come get him. The next thing we know this motorcycle pulls up with the orphanage director on the back. Here is the visual again: She was dressed in very nice black slacks, 4" stilleto heels, purple leather coat with fuzzy fringe and a helmet!!!
Anyway, they led us back to the orphanage which was about 1 minute away. For the record, we had passed the street twice in our travels. But in the driver's defense, I have been unable to determine if there are any street signs!
Okay, so this is the part I have been dreading all night and all morning. It didn't go too badly though. Because we are the first adopting families from this orphanage, they would not allow us to enter the gates. I am sadden but also very happy we did not have that experience. We did however, get to see Kieren's finding place. Yes, we took pictures. She was found approximately 100 feet from the gates of the orphanage on the day after she was born according to the director. (We also got to see Jenna's finding place near a bookstore on the next street over.) This was very emotional for everyone. Again, it is hard for us to understand leaving a baby but at least they were left where someone would find them quickly. Not only that, it was very clear that both Kieren and Jenna were very well cared for at this orphanage. You can tell that the director truly loves the children. And from the pictures she gave us, it is beautiful and clean with many caregivers.
Our trip was to be ambassadors for all the other families that will adopt from that orphanage. We had lunch with the director and the director of the Civil Affairs office at a
very fancy restaurant. Poor Cullen, he had to sit still for 1.5 hours and mind all of his manners. Very tough but, he did a great job!! Probably the most unusual food to date, but all very good. We had eel and squid, as well as a beef dish, vegetables, fried rice and 2 types of bread.
After lunch, we thanked the director and the Civil Affairs officers for meeting us and allowing us to visit the orphanage. They were very appreciative of our visit and invited us to come back when we return to China. We even exchanged addresses so that we could send updates about the girls.
For the ladies of our Lioness Club: We presented the orphanage director with the donation and some additional funds we collected from family members. We had the guide explain to her where the donation was from. She thanked us profusely and told us she would buy much needed clothing, food and diapers for the children in the orphanage. She knew all about the Lions International organization and was happy to receive the donation.
We got back in the van and headed back to Guangzhou. I'm telling you the best ride at Disney can't compare!!! To make things even more exciting, the van driver was falling asleep on the way back, so we had to keep waking him up!! Once back at the hotel, we ordered pizzas from Danny's Bagel. Danny is a New Yorker transplanted in Guangzhou. They even deliver right to your room. We were worn out and Kieren did not fair too well on this trip, so it was best to stay in our rooms.
As for what happened to Kieren and the STANK: (Bet you thought I would never get to it.) On the way to the orphanage, Andy was feeding Kieren a bottle of formula and she proceeded to throw it all up on him and into the diaper bag. (Andy had not resealed the plastic bags in the diaper bag when he made her bottle, so it was in everything. Hard lesson to learn. ) Great fun to clean up in a moving van while trying to clean and redress an unhappy child. (You all know how I am with this smell, imagine being trapped in a van with it and no place to go. I did very well. I just couldn't sit or stand near Andy since he ended up wearing most of it.)
Anyway, the rest of the drive went fine, it was after we got back to the hotel that everything went to hell!!! We got everyone in the room and decided to feed Kieren and change her diaper. So, Andy went to make the bottle while I changed her with Sam's help. Play by play: I put the changing pad under her. THANK GOD! I took her clothes off and opened the diaper. THE STANK EMERGED! Cullen went running for the bathroom. Sam and I started laughing, as well as losing brain cells and hair from the smell. I swear this STANK singes your eyebrows. I press on and begin cleaning her bottom, and, then something I have never experienced before happened. Sam and I named it the "poop shooter"! Yep, she shot the STANK diarrhea at me while I was cleaning her bottom! Thank goodness for the plastic mat, but I can't say my hands faired too well. Again, I pressed on laughing hysterically, crying and trying not to pass out from the STANK. Cullen left the room at this point, even the bathroom wasn't far enough for him. Andy came running at our screams and promptly returned to the bathroom shutting the door behind him. Sam and I just keep laughing and crying. I finally got her cleaned up and redressed after probably 5-10 minutes. Then I had to clean myself and the mat.
After this event, the evening got even better. Kieren proceeded to throw up everything we gave her. The medicine, the formula, the water, etc. She went through every towel and the bed spread in Sam's room, as well as every clean outfit she had. Then, like idiots, we thought she was done. So we brought her to my clean room where the STANK had no foothold so we could order dinner on the net. STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! 4 towels, Sam's shirt, Cullen's blanket, a onesie and a bedspread later, she went back to her room!
I just talked to Sam and she said the night was pretty rough. But... the STANK has mutated to gas which permeates the entire room!! I am not entering their room for
all the tea in China!!! You can't make me!
Sam is calling her the cutsie name of "Little Bits". I think STANK Butt is better. What do you think?