It's All My Fault

It was pointed out to me this morning by someone close to me, that all that is wrong in the world is my fault. So as I got off the phone laughing at the ridiculousness of that, I started thinking about the power. As I was becoming giddy with said power, I decided to blog about all that I can be blamed for in this universe. So here we go with just a sampling....

Have a bad day. It's my fault.
Can't or won't accept responsibility for your actions. Its' my fault.
Have a fight with your significant other. It's my fault.
Need to blame someone else for your failure to act like a reasonable human. It's my fault.
Global warming. It's my fault.
Too much clutter in your house. It's my fault.
You've got the flu or a cold. It's my fault.
Forgot to call someone. It's my fault.
Bad hair day. It's my fault.
Sun came up too late for your liking. It's my fault.
Made a decision for someone else and got busted. It's my fault.
Snow in the midwest. It's my fault.
Can't figure out to make the leap of logic to blame someone else for what you did. It's my fault.
Car accident. It's my fault.
Forgot to pay a bill. It's my fault.
Need to pick a fight, but the other party won't cooperate. It's my fault.
War in Iraq. That's my fault too. And I thought we had politicians to blame for that one.


Anyone else getting how ridiculous this is?!!?! I can hardly fathom the power that I have in my mere body. Unfortunately, it seems I can only do evil with it and therefore, can only be blamed for all the bad things in the world. Anybody out there got the opposite problem? We could rule the world together.

Signed,
Heather, aka The Root of All Evil